AND AY WILL PULL THE TRIGGER

1. how are you? Boooooored
2. who was the last person you hugged? Lucy
3. look to your left, what do you see? Clothes
4. where do you like to be the most? Hurr
5. whats your fave film? DONNIE DARKO
6. what does the last person you commented on myspace mean to you? Uhhhhhhh. Nothing 8D
7. what did you last laugh about? um.um.um. idk.
8. where was your default took? Bedroom
9. whats the first thing you look for in a girl/guy? Idkk
10. if your still in school, whats your fave lesson? NOTHINIG D<
11. what do you work as / want to work as? Idkk
12. do you play video games? if so, which is your fave game? Nuu
13. who never fails to make you laugh? Pedophile!
14. what are you listening to right now? Either Way, I'll Break Your Heart Someday
15. who did you last have a sleepover with? Lucy
16. i bet you miss someone, who?! Phil, Robyn ann Arex.
17. are you happy with your life right now? Yehuh
18. why did you last get upset? Cuz cuz cuz idk
19. who was the last person you texted? Fuck nuz. Lucy
20. who do you live with? Rents
21. do you like living with them? Nu
22. whats your mood right now on myspace? Appy
24. did you realise that there was no 23? Nope
25. what does your profile song mean to you? IDG one.
26. who did you last shout at and why? My dad cuz he was being a cunt.
27. are you normally a happy person? Yehsure
28. what was the last thing you went to see in the movies and with who? Nu idea
29. whats your fave food? PIZZAAAAAAA
30. are you in love? Belly much so
31. do you remember how you was 3 years ago? Yepp
32. if so, does it make you cringe? Yepp
33. if you could be with someone right now, who would it be? Phiiiiiiiiiiil
34. do you have any blogs on your myspace? Yuh
35. whats your fave thing in your room? Compooper
36. is this quiz boring you? Neh
37. if you had one wish, what would you wish for? Phiiiiill
38. when was the last time you lied? Nao
39. are your lips chapped? Nu
40. any last words? I like bengins

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[x ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x ] You have your own laptop/computer
[x ] You own a cell phone.
[ x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player
[ x] Your parents are still together
[ x] You have a best friend
[ x] There is a swimming pool in your backyard
T 0 T A L: 7
[x ] You dress how you want to.
[ ] hang out with friends more than once a week
[ x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room
[ ] You have never been beaten up.
[ ] you NEVER cry more than twice a month.
[x ] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x ] Your room is big enough for you.
T 0 T A L: 11
[x ] You have over 50 friends on myspace
[x ] You have pictures on myspace.
[ x] Your parents let you have a myspace
[ ] You get allowance
[ ] You collect something normal
[ ] You look forward to going to work (School)
[ ] You don’t wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[ ] You do something after school
T 0 T A L: 14
[ ] You own a car.
[ ] You usually don’t fight with your mom
[ ] You are happy with your appearance
[ ] You have never gotten a failing grade on your report card
[x ] You have friends
T 0 T A L: 15
[x ] you know what’s going on in the world.
[x ] You care about many people.
[x ] You know more than one language.
[x ] You have a screen name.
[x ] You own/owned a pet.
[x ] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You don’t have many enemies
[x ] You are a generally nice person.
T 0 T A L:22
multiply total by 3
your score: = 66
...That was so fucking superficial o______O

__________________
~*The Basics*~
Your full name: Edgar Barry Man
–What does it mean?: I am a penguin
Your birthday: 17th March
Height: 5'5"
Eye colour: Green
–Do you like it?: Nu
Natural hair colour: Blonde
–Do you like it?: Nu
Religion: Atheist :D
–Have you ever changed religions?: Nu
–Would you consider it?: Nu
Race: EUROPEAN
Heritage: English/Irish
–Do you like your heritage?: Yeh sure
Where do you live?: Spainland
Have you ever moved cities or countries?: Yez
Your job: Moocher
–Do you enjoy it?: Yez
~*Have You Ever*~
Gone on a blind date?: Nu
Flown in an airplane?: Yu
Thrown up on an airplane?: Nu
Peed in the shower?: Prolly
Peed your pants after you hit double digits?: Neh
Enjoyed Shakespeare?: Yeh
Been to the opera?: Nu
Been to the theatre?: Yeh
Been walked in on while you’re naked?: Mannnnnny tiems
Lost any teeth?: Ye
Been in the hospital?: Ye
Cheated on a test?: Ye
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Neh
Lied to get out of trouble?: Ye
Started a fire?: Yeh

~*Randoms*~
Last 4 digits of your phone number: 9797
Your house number: 5.4
Why are you taking this survey?: Boreed
Any plans for the near future?:
What are your views on capital punishment?: IDC?
–Nuclear weapons?: Boom. Nuclear wars suck.
–Euthanasia?: Yehsure
What are you wearing right now?: Shirt, jeans, underwear, hat
–Any particular reason why?: ...Because I need cloffs?
What was the last thing you ate?: Noogles
If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?: Purple.
How are you feeling today?: My tummy feels funny D8
How many keys are on your keychain?: 1
–What are they for?: A house I lived in in England 8D
What does the room you’re in look like?: ..Bedroomy
–Do you like the room?:
Do you own an iPod?:
–If yes, what kind?:
Do you wear glasses or contacts?:
What’s your view on laser eye surgery?:
–Would you ever consider it?:
Weirdest thing about your parents:
What did you do this weekend?:
–Was it enjoyable?:
What..’s your greatest fear?:
Your greatest strength?:
What country do you fear the most:
Have you ever been in a third-world country?:
–Would you ever want to live in one?:
What song do you have stuck in your head right now?:
Will poverty ever end?:
–Why or why not?:
Will we destroy our own planet?:
–How?
Man–inherently good, or inherently evil?:

1. how are you? Cold
2. who was the last person you hugged? Can't 'member
3. look to your left, what do you see? Lamp, pitar frame, window, shed, house next door, wires, book, tape, pen, pencils, tissues, bottle of water, jelly pot, spoon, wrapper thing, remote control, flashy thing, plugs. so quite a lot tbh.
4. where do you like to be the most? Hurr
5. whats your fave film? idfkkkkkkk
6. what does the last person you commented on myspace mean to you? Dunno, ages since someone commented
7. what did you last laugh about? Can't member
8. where was your default took? Bedroom
9. whats the first thing you look for in a girl/guy? Idkk
10. if your still in school, whats your fave lesson? Product Design
11. what do you work as / want to work as? Idkk
12. do you play video games? if so, which is your fave game? Nuu
13. who never fails to make you laugh? Mazzy Kitten
14. what are you listening to right now? Nuffin, speakers have gone funny cuz ay turned pooter off on mute
15. who did you last have a sleepover with? Chan
16. i bet you miss someone, who?! Maz, Chan
17. are you happy with your life right now? Yehuh
18. why did you last get upset? Cuz i hate being alone
19. who was the last person you texted? Muvver
20. who do you live with? Rents
21. do you like living with them? Yuh
22. whats your mood right now on myspace? Positive I fink
24. did you realise that there was no 23? Nope
25. what does your profile song mean to you? I liek et
26. who did you last shout at and why? Can't member, prolly ranting about someone else tho
27. are you normally a happy person? Yehsure
28. what was the last thing you went to see in the movies and with who? Role models, a lot of people
29. whats your fave food? super noogles atm 8D
30. are you in love? Belly much so
31. do you remember how you was 3 years ago? Yepp
32. if so, does it make you cringe? Yepp
33. if you could be with someone right now, who would it be? Maz
34. do you have any blogs on your myspace? Nuh
35. whats your fave thing in your room? Compooper
36. is this quiz boring you? Neh
37. if you had one wish, what would you wish for? Maz
38. when was the last time you lied? Dis mornin
39. are your lips chapped? Nu
40. any last words? Bum'ole...
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[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] You have your own laptop/computer
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player
[x] Your parents are still together
[x] You have a best friend
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard
T 0 T A L: 6

[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] hang out with friends more than once a week
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[ ] you NEVER cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
T 0 T A L: 12

[x] You have over 50 friends on myspace
[x] You have pictures on myspace.
[x] Your parents let you have a myspace
[x] You get allowance
[ ] You collect something normal
[ ] You look forward to going to work (School)
[ ] You don’t wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[x] You do something after school
T 0 T A L: 17

[ ] You own a car.
[x] You usually don’t fight with your mom
[ ] You are happy with your appearance
[x] You have never gotten a failing grade on your report card
[x] You have friends
T 0 T A L: 20

[ ] you know what’s going on in the world.
[x] You care about many people.
[ ] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own/owned a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You don’t have many enemies
[x] You are a generally nice person.
T 0 T A L:25

multiply total by 3
your score: = 75
Uh, yay?

__________________
~*The Basics*~
Your full name: Desmond Bradley
–What does it mean?: Ohmigod I can't believe it, I've never been this far away from home
Your birthday: 18th April
Height: 5'9"
Eye colour: Boo
–Do you like it?: Yuh
Natural hair colour: Fair
–Do you like it?: Nu
Religion: Atheist :D
–Have you ever changed religions?: Nu
–Would you consider it?: Nu
Race: English?
Heritage: English
–Do you like your heritage?: Nuh is borin
Where do you live?: England
Have you ever moved cities or countries?: Nu
Your job: ~Student~
–Do you enjoy it?: Yez

~*Have You Ever*~
Gone on a blind date?: Nu
Flown in an airplane?: Yu
Thrown up on an airplane?: Nu
Peed in the shower?: Prolly
Peed your pants after you hit double digits?: Neh
Enjoyed Shakespeare?: Yeh
Been to the opera?: Nu
Been to the theatre?: Yeh
Been walked in on while you’re naked?: Yuh
Lost any teeth?: Ye
Been in the hospital?: Ye
Cheated on a test?: Ye
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yuh
Lied to get out of trouble?: Ye
Started a fire?: Yeh

~*Randoms*~
Last 4 digits of your phone number: 2332
Your house number: Dun got one
Why are you taking this survey?: Boreed
Any plans for the near future?: Go to school
What are your views on capital punishment?: IDC?
–Nuclear weapons?: Boom. Nuclear wars suck.
–Euthanasia?: Yehsure
What are you wearing right now?: Shirt, jeans, underwear, belt, ~bangles~
–Any particular reason why?: ...Because I need cloffs?
What was the last thing you ate?: Pizza
If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?: Orange
How are you feeling today?: My tummy feels funny D8
How many keys are on your keychain?: None
–What are they for?:
What does the room you’re in look like?: Orange
–Do you like the room?:Yehsure o.O
Do you own an iPod?: Yuh
–If yes, what kind?: Nano video
Do you wear glasses or contacts?: Nu
What’s your view on laser eye surgery?: Whutever
–Would you ever consider it?:
Weirdest thing about your parents: AHAHAHAHAHA
What did you do this weekend?: 'Shopping'
–Was it enjoyable?: no tbh
What..’s your greatest fear?: suffocation
Your greatest strength?: lol
What country do you fear the most: ...
Have you ever been in a third-world country?: nu
–Would you ever want to live in one?: ...
What song do you have stuck in your head right now?: Disloyal order of the water buffalo or whutever
Will poverty ever end?: nu
–Why or why not?: Because we're selfish
Will we destroy our own planet?: yuh
–How? Wall-e